sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin
We can all learn from your sister.
- people: you have to be more lady like
- me: suck my dick
The Sociological Cinema
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)
Sometimes I don’t know should I cry or laugh when I get gifts from relatives….
srsly what the fuck
what is that first thing……
WHY u do this to me
- me: that show looks like it could ruin my life
- me: i think i'll start watching it
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
people who fall asleep quickly and easily make me so irrationally angry
like wow it must be so nice not to lie in bed for hours replaying every negative moment you’ve ever had in your entire life every single night